| The Hostile Hospital | |
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| Author(s) | Lemony Snicket (pen name of Daniel Handler) |
| Illustrator | Brett Helquist |
| Cover artist | Brett Helquist |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Series | A Series of Unfortunate Events |
| Genre(s) | Novel |
| Publisher | [[]] |
| Publication date | September 2001 |
| Media type | Print (hardback & paperback) |
| Pages | 255 |
| ISBN | 0061757209 |
| Preceded by | The Vile Village |
| Followed by | The Carnivorous Carnival |
The Hostile Hospital is the eighth novel in the book series A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket.
Contents |
The book begins where The Vile Village left off, with the three Baudelaire children (Violet, Klaus, and Sunny) escaping the Village of Fowl Devotees. Soon, however, they encounter a general store called Last Chance General Store, and are kindly taken in by the shopkeeper (Milt), who lets them send a telegram to Mr. Poe. A man delivering newspapers (Lou) then arrives and gives The Daily Punctilio newspapers to Milt, who recognizes the picture of the three Baudelaires (credited as the murderers of Count Olaf) immediately. Both Milt and Lou pursue the children through the store and are about to catch them when a van suddenly pulls up, allowing the Baudelaires to jump in and escape.
Inside the van, the children meet a group of singing people called the Volunteers Fighting Disease, who sing to sick people at Heimlich Hospital to cheer them up. Since they never read The Daily Punctilio newspaper (they find it too depressing), the children figure it is safe to travel with them, and head to the hospital. Once they arrive, Babs (a voice on the intercom) says that three volunteers are needed to work in the Library of Records. The children are eager to the job (as they wish to find the answers to the mysteries surrounding them), so they head to Babs' office, where they are given the job. Luckily, Babs does not even see them because she is a voice on a small intercom speaker (children should be seen and not heard, and by her logic, adults should be heard and not seen). In the Library of Records, the children meet Hal, the keeper of the library, and help him file papers. Since they have nowhere to sleep, the Baudelaires decide to secretly sleep in the unfinished wing of the hospital. Reviewing the notes of the Quagmires, they discover the existence of the Snicket File and successfully retrieve the thirteenth page from the Library of Records. On it there is a picture of their parents, Jacques Snicket, and another man whom they do not recognize. Alongside the photograph reads: Because of the evidence discussed on page 9, experts now suspect that there may in fact be one survivor of the fire, but the survivor's whereabouts are unknown. At that moment, however, Esmé Squalor (Count Olaf's evil girlfriend) appears and begins knocking down the shelves to crush the children. Klaus and Sunny manage to escape up a chute with the page, but Violet is too big to go through and is captured.
Klaus and Sunny soon discover that Mattathias (Count Olaf) and his associates (who have disposed of Babs, as part of Olaf's disguise) are going to perform a craniectomy on Violet, and decide that they need to hurry and find her. Retrieving the list of patients from the singing volunteers, the two Baudelaires hide in a closet and try to find Violet, but she is not on the list. Thinking of the Quagmires' notes, they realize that Mattathias is using anagrams for his false names (Al Funcoot, Flacutono and Lucafont, some previous names, being anagrams of Count Olaf), and try to find Laura V. Bleediotie, who is really Violet. Masquerading as Dr. Tocuna and Nurse Flo (the two white-faced women), Klaus and Sunny go into contact with the hook-handed man (as O. Lucafont) and the bald man (as Flacutono) and find Violet lying unconscious on a hospital gurney, wearing an ugly surgical gown. The party heads to the operating theater, where Klaus and Sunny stall the cranioectomy by describing the past of the knife. Hal appears at that moment and accuses them of setting fire to the Library of Records, while Esme turns up with the real Dr. Tocuna and Nurse Flo and exposes them. With the group about to capture them, Klaus and Sunny escape on the gurney, which still has the unconscious Violet lying on it. After racing around the hospital trying to escape for a time, the Baudelaires decide to hide inside another closet, while the fire in the hospital spreads.
Violet eventually recovers as the anesthetic wears off. The evacuating crowd making it difficult for them to escape unseen, they divert the crowd to the unfinished wing of the hospital (pretending to be Babs, using an empty soup can as a spurious intercom). Violet invents a bungee jump cord from rubber bands, and the Baudelaires all escape safely out of the hospital. Trying to escape the fires of the outside of the hospital, the children hide in the trunk of Count Olaf's car secretly along with Olaf and his associates (all except the one that looks like neither a man or a woman, posing a guard, who died in the fire). All the Baudelaires can do is hope to go someplace better while Olaf's car drives away.
In one section of the book there is a list of patients at the Hospital, and their names are all anagrams of the names of characters, real life people, and other pertinent phrases.
Other than the patient list of the Hospital contains anagrams, several other anagrams also appeared in the book:
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